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[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 194 points 2 hours ago
call me crazy, but more Drew Timme, pls
湖人球迷：说我疯了吧，但我还想看德鲁·蒂米多打会儿，拜托了。
[–]HeatF______________F 36 points an hour ago
Just last night the Trailblazers commentator was talking about how he was"an imposter" for even being on the court. Honestly was pretty disrespectful lol. They basically were like,"he had a great college career but how did he even get on the court? Must be the headband"
热火球迷：就在昨晚，开拓者解说员还说他在场上就像个“冒牌货”。讲真这挺不尊重的哈哈。他们大概意思就是：“他大学生涯是很棒，但他是怎么混进NBA球场的？肯定是发带加成吧。”
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 125 points 2 hours ago
that vando dunk in transition was probably the most impressive thing i've ever seen him do lmao
湖人球迷：范德比尔特那个转换进攻中的扣篮，可能是我见过他做过的最令人印象深刻的事情了，笑死。
[–]LakersSoft-Activity-2521 32 points 2 hours ago
Facts i did not know he had a little handle like that
湖人球迷：真相了，我都不知道他还有那一手运球。
[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 53 points 2 hours ago
Worst shooting team in the league by far AND zero size. Recipe for disaster. Gonna get real ugly for this team this road trip.
猛龙球迷：联盟投射最烂的球队，而且完全没高度。这就是灾难配方。这次客场之旅我们要输得很难看了。
[–]LakersJericho311 55 points 1 hour ago
I had to look at your flair to realize you didn't mean the Lakers. It seems our seasons are feeling similar.
湖人球迷：我得看了眼你的队标才意识到你说的不是湖人。看来咱俩这赛季同病相怜啊。
[–]San Diego ClippersLogical-World-1030 138 points 2 hours ago
Not scratching a 100 against the lakers is wild
快船球迷：打湖人�分都拿不到，这也太离谱了。
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 129 points 2 hours ago
known defensive juggernauts los angeles lakers
湖人球迷：毕竟我们是众所周知的防守大队洛杉矶湖人啊。
[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 33 points 1 hour ago
The defensive renaissance starts NOW
湖人球迷：防守复兴，就在今日！
[–]Raptorsshangalang69 52 points 2 hours ago
being dumbfounded by a college zone ran with a 41 year old, luka doncic, gabe vincent and drew timme is next level, despite the injuries.
猛龙球迷：被一套�岁老汉、卢卡·东契奇、盖布·文森特和德鲁·提米组成的大学联防搞得一脸懵逼，这真是没谁了，虽说我们确实伤兵满营吧。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 54 points 2 hours ago
we just played 5 games in 7 days and somehow raptors played 3 more this season? lebron is going to die on court late in the season
湖人球迷：我𱔿天打𱅁场比赛，不知咋的猛龙这赛季还比我们多打𱄿场？勒布朗这赛季末怕是要累死在场上了。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 73 points 2 hours ago
if you only watched this game via reddit threads you'd think we were losing by 30 every single defensive mistake posted lmao
湖人球迷：如果你只看Reddit的比赛贴，你会以为我们输�分。 每一个防守失误都被挂出来了，笑死。
[–]LakersPalifaith 69 points 2 hours ago
Imagine if we got this Deandre Ayton on a consistent basis.
湖人球迷：想象一下，如果我们能一直拥有这种状态的德安德烈·艾顿。
[–]LakersYoungDetective 68 points 2 hours ago
Only getting 8 mil so I can handle a little inconsistency. Gabe gets like 11 mil to be consistently ass
湖人球迷：他才�万，所以我能忍受一点不稳定。文森特拿�万，表现却稳定得像坨屎。
[–]HawksChessh2036 48 points 2 hours ago
LeBron James vs the Raptors: • Regular Season: 47-17 • Playoffs: 12-2 • Overall: 58-19 LeBronto strikes again
老鹰球迷：勒布朗·詹姆斯对阵猛龙的数据： • 常规赛：47�负 • 季后赛：12负 • 总计：58�负 勒布伦多（LeBronto）再次降临。
[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 611 points 2 hours ago
Hilarious player. Every 8 or 10 games, he will just wake up and randomly decide to be prime Patrick Ewing that night.
勇士球迷：这家伙太搞笑了。每�场比赛，他就会突然觉醒，随机决定今晚变身巅峰帕特里克·尤因。
[–]United StatesRTRSnk5 243 points 2 hours ago
He reminds you every so often that he was a very talented #1 pick.
美国球迷：他就是偶尔提醒你一下，他当年可是个天赋异禀的状元秀。
[–]Raptorsshangalang69 108 points 2 hours ago
Yeah but all he did was catch open lobs all game because we don't have a player over 6'8
猛龙球迷：是啊，但他整场比赛也就只是在接空位吃饼，因为我们要命的连个超（�）的人都没有。
[–]PartyBusRuss 103 points an hour ago
Mamukelashvili is 6'9"
球迷：马穆克拉什维利（�）呢。
[–]Ayjel89 67 points an hour ago
Gottem
球迷：对头。
[–]Spurszebrainatux 203 points 2 hours ago
The Raptors really have struggled with bigs this year
马刺球迷：猛龙今年打内线是真的费劲。
[–]RaptorsmMounirM 188 points 2 hours ago
yeah cause we literally don't have a center lol
猛龙球迷：是啊，因为我们真就没有中锋啊哈哈。
[–]magic_spam 63 points 2 hours ago
Yo what you got for Nick Richards trust me bro he’s good
球迷：尼克·理查兹你们要不要？信我兄弟，他很好用的。
[–]RaptorsWeBelieveIn4 33 points 2 hours ago
It’s getting to the point where we’re gonna field three kids in a trenchcoat
猛龙球迷：再这样下去，我们要派三个小孩叠罗汉穿风衣上场打球了。
[–]LakersEruOreki 75 points 2 hours ago
Someone out there is celebrating in his shower
湖人球迷：某人现在正躲在淋浴间里庆祝呢。（注：艾顿以前的梗）
[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 35 points 2 hours ago
This just means 6 more weeks of mediocre DominAyton.
太阳球迷：这意味着接下周我们又要看到平庸的“统治顿”了。
[–]AffectionateDark9270 77 points 2 hours ago
I mean no starting center so he should lol
球迷：对面没有首发中锋，他本来就该打成这样。
[–]Raptorssmoothsoul23 36 points 2 hours ago
What playing against a team with no real centers does
猛龙球迷：这就是打一支没有正经中锋的球队的效果。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 119 points 2 hours ago
Ain’t nobody gonna slander my boy Ayton, his mother cooks for us and your mothers never done shit. Fuck y’all.
湖人球迷：谁也不许黑我家艾顿，他妈妈给我们做饭吃，你们的妈妈啥也没干过。都滚蛋。
[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 58 points 2 hours ago
What’s the excuse for your wings having mid games against our defensive juggernauts then lmao
湖人球迷：那你们的侧翼面对我们这支“防守大队”也打得不温不火，这又有啥借口？笑死。
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